Bye Santorum!

Santorum is out of the race now, leaving us with only Romney and Gingrich to entertain us until November. How sad; neither Romney or Gingrich looks anywhere near as good as Santorum looks in chaps! Why'd Santorum have to disappear so soon? At least we have been given a solid promise from Newt Gingrich that he will stay in the race. I guess it's time to start looking for Mitt Romney's hidden records from his tenure as governer of Massachusetts (Republicans didn't learn a thing from Nixon, did they?) and start taking lessons from Newtie-boy on family values! Here's a song for Rick Santorum's short run for president!