If You Missed Church On Sunday

If you were not in church on Sunday in Mississippi, you might have missed some outrage over a wedding being relocated from from First Baptist Church in Crystal Springs to another area church because.....Charles and Te'Andre Wilson are......who would have noticed......black! In the entire jesus-lovin' church's one hundred and twentynine year history, there has never been one black wedding, and the older good Christian traditionalists of First Baptist in Crystal Springs were certainly not going to start this year! Of all the outrage! Jesus would NEVER accept someone who looks different than an Anglo Saxon American, right? And after such a couple has booked their wedding, sent out invitations, and made all other arrangements for their nuptials at First Baptist, he would certainly be very pissed off if First Baptist honored it's contract and it's word, and held the wedding at the church! Such goins' on! What's the world coming to? By the way, this is one of the reasons many people find Christianity repugnant. If there was ever a real Jesus, none of the quotes attributed to him support racial prejudism.

The Wilsons