The Terribot On The Roof

If I were a parent, ♪♫♪
da-dee-ya-dee-ya-dee-ya-dee-ya-dee-ya-dee,
I would hold my daughter when I please,
If I could have custody!♪
I wouldn't have to tell lies!
Da-dee-ya-doo-ya-dee-ya-doo-ya-diy-ya-diy!
All day long I'd be a normal mom,
With no lawyers billing me!♪♫

I'd live without my parents,♫♪♪
In my own house without reporters hounding me!
All day long I'd be a normal mom,
If I could have custody!♫
I didn't want to work hard,
Da-dee-ya-doo-a-dee-ya-doo-a-doo-a-day,♫
I just wanted everything my way,
All I wanna do is play!♫♫

I'd take my kid when I wanted, straight from the gym,
Regardless of the orders of the court,♫♪♫
Thumbing my nose at all folks who work!

I'd drink in bars all the time with anyone I wanted,

Belching as I drove my kids to school,

Passing out before I bought my fuel!♫

But...court who snubbed me for the crook I am,

Would it spoil some vast and legal plan,

If I were a parent, once again?♫♫♪♫

Waaaa.......♫♪♫

If the court would give me custody,

And if reporters would stop hounding me,

Please don't make me own my own mistakes,

Growing up is such a big headache,

For a party girl like me!♫♪♫

Ahhh....If I were a parent♫

Da-dee-ya-doo-a-dee-ya-doo-a-dee-ya-diy♪

I would act as if I had some sense,

And I'd try real hard to mend the fence,

So I could be mommy once again,

If I were a true parent!♫♪♫

Give it up, Terribot!