Fundy Christians Still Ride High Horse

An advertisement for Dr. Pepper has got fundamentalist Christians crying the blues again. Some of them are very, very upset because the picture depicts evolution. Fundies believe that a white man with a white beard and a white robe created the whole, wide world, and every life form on it, in seven twentyfour hours periods, while perched upon a cloud! Because they think this, they are whining that they do not want to drink Dr. Pepper anymore. Here's the picture that made them cry:

 

And here is how I fixed it for them:

 

 

In the words of a beloved High Priestess of mine: "How I long for the days when we simply tossed them into the coliseum with the lions!"