One Million Dollars For Mitt Romney's Tax Returns

Larry Flynt, publisher of Hustler Magazine, is offering a reward of one million dollars to anyone who will provide him with Mitt Romney's missing tax returns, which Mitt has pathetically claimed were stolen! Sure, Mitt; that's believable.....someone broke into your house or office and stole your copies of your tax returns, each and every damned one of them. Your dog is still pissed off at you for making him ride on the roof of your car when you took the concubine and kiddies on vacation, so he didn't lift a paw to stop the thief. Did you report the break-in, Mitt? Did the thief come back and steal the police report? Or are you just a liar? Well, we pretty much already know the answer to that..........

Hopefully, when and if someone claims the million dollar reward and gives Larry Flynt the tax returns, not only will he make public what Mitt Romney is hiding right in Hustler Magazine, but maybe he will put the information and a big picture of Mitt alongside the most compromising, lewdest illustration in the issue. And hopefully, Bishop Mitt Romney will be embarrassed.