Siri's World Presents The Dissenting Opinion

  Remember this the next time you decide to screw around with my family, or with me.

Mrs. Crist, I am asking you to keep your son away from all of my daughters. The things you said to my child after she rejected his sex...

It'll happen every time, too. 

Today, we have Friday the thirteenth, and we also have a full moon. I have been apprised that the full moon's occurrence on such a ...