I recently published a rather longwinded post about labels, and the labels that a lot of people seem to reserve for me. I also dealt with labels that these particular people place on themselves. In several paragraphs, I did a rather nice job of disproving the content of the labels, and proving the inaccuracy to the labels, if I do say so myself. I also asked these people, and they all know who they are, too, if a person actually is a doctor, lawyer, teacher, or cop just because the person looks and acts like one. Then I came across this article today, and almost died laughing!
"Kissimmee police say the 17-year-old performed CPR on a patient in cardiac arrest at the Osceola Regional Medical Center. The arrest report says the teen also performed physical examinations and other forms of care on an undisclosed number of unsuspecting patients."..............Associated Press
That's right; a Florida youth, not identified because of his age, masqueraded as a physicians' assistant in an hospital, and because he LOOKED like a physicians' assistant, and ACTED like a physicians' assistant, lots of folks who came in contact with him were high enough on koolaide to THINK he was a physicians' assistant! Luckily, before any life-altering problems were caused by this, someone noticed the difference between the label and the reality and called the cops on him. Now he's in jail. Good Golly Gee; what's he gonna say to the peeps in jail, when they all brag about what they did to get there? Remember Alice's Restuarant, when Arlo Guthrie got arrested for littering, and later, when drafted, had to explain to all the other "criminals", "mother rapers" and "father rapers" and people who had done terrible, terrible things, that his big caper had been littering? What's this kid going to do around all the "mother rapers", "father rapers", car theives, money launderers, drug runners, and bar fighters when it's his turn to brag about his crime? "Hi everyone. I impersonated a medical professional at the hospital." ................Hahahahahaha! His parents really should have taught him that if you can't do the time, you really shouldn't do the crime. It's a shame; he must be an intelligent kid to pull off a stunt like that and actually get away with it for any length of time. Goddess help him if it was a scheme to steal drugs..........but anyway...labels. Think long and hard before you print them up. Also think long and hard about what's actually implied and defined.
Update: This little boy either needs lumps of coal for xmas, or a toy stethescope!
"Kissimmee police say the 17-year-old performed CPR on a patient in cardiac arrest at the Osceola Regional Medical Center. The arrest report says the teen also performed physical examinations and other forms of care on an undisclosed number of unsuspecting patients."..............Associated Press
That's right; a Florida youth, not identified because of his age, masqueraded as a physicians' assistant in an hospital, and because he LOOKED like a physicians' assistant, and ACTED like a physicians' assistant, lots of folks who came in contact with him were high enough on koolaide to THINK he was a physicians' assistant! Luckily, before any life-altering problems were caused by this, someone noticed the difference between the label and the reality and called the cops on him. Now he's in jail. Good Golly Gee; what's he gonna say to the peeps in jail, when they all brag about what they did to get there? Remember Alice's Restuarant, when Arlo Guthrie got arrested for littering, and later, when drafted, had to explain to all the other "criminals", "mother rapers" and "father rapers" and people who had done terrible, terrible things, that his big caper had been littering? What's this kid going to do around all the "mother rapers", "father rapers", car theives, money launderers, drug runners, and bar fighters when it's his turn to brag about his crime? "Hi everyone. I impersonated a medical professional at the hospital." ................Hahahahahaha! His parents really should have taught him that if you can't do the time, you really shouldn't do the crime. It's a shame; he must be an intelligent kid to pull off a stunt like that and actually get away with it for any length of time. Goddess help him if it was a scheme to steal drugs..........but anyway...labels. Think long and hard before you print them up. Also think long and hard about what's actually implied and defined.
Update: This little boy either needs lumps of coal for xmas, or a toy stethescope!
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