Some loony, toony born again
church in
Beaverton,
Oregon , I think it's called Grace Bible Church, has filed suit in civil
court against a former parishoner because she said bad stuff about them online!
First, she gave them a bad review, in much the same way one would give a
resturant or a hotel a bad review, but zealous church folk, no doubt doing the
lord's work, either had the reviews removed, or posted good stuff to cancel out
the bad reviews. Then, the former parishoner started her
own blog in order to say bad stuff
withut harassment. That's when the loony, toony born-agains decided that Jesus
would certainly take a woman to court, rather than endure any public
disagreement. That's also when CNN picked up the story.
I looked at the
blog in question, and did not find anything that I would expect to moot court,
so it will not surprise me if this frivelous lawsuit on behalf of Jesus gets
dismissed. It's just a person who disagrees with a bunch of people who seem
really whacked. And, the last time I checked, it was okay to go online and
disagree with people who are not really whacked, as well as people who are. The
blogger did not accuse the loony, toony minister of committing a crime, and he
has not incurred a financial loss as a result of her comments. A church is a
non-profit organization, anyway, so I do not know how a financial loss would be
explained in court.......unless the born-agains want to start paying taxes on
their non-profit, tax exempt, loony, toony born-again church.
So..........where's the reason to sue? I'm simply not seeing it. Unless all
born-agains are a bunch of crybabies, which has been my distinct and unpleasant
experience.

Once upon a time, when I
lived in what used to be a very small town called Damascus, Maryland, a bunch of
loony-toony born-agains moved in nearby. They called themselves Damascus
Christian Community, and were headed by a dude named Bill Woodrow, who had not
actually gone to "pastor school", but had experienced a failed career as a
teacher for deaf children. His comments about deaf children were hideous; he
said that they were "stupid", and only as smart as "undomesticated animals". I
can see why he did not succeed as a teacher. His sidekick was a creep named Mike
Albro. Mike Albro's career was in broadcast journalism, I do not know what he
thinks he knows about the bible, since he did not attend "pastor school",
either. But okay.........people can do what they wish. What I hold against these
people is the way they went door to door during election years and during
gubernatorial elections pressuring the rest of us to only vote republican. It
was also a bit shocking to hear about the death of a friend's father, and to
also hear that Bill Woodrow had pressured her to go on a singles' retreat with
the church while he died, instead of spending that time with her father and the
rest of her family. This person was also thrown out of church for refusing to
host a spaghetti dinner, asking if chili would be acceptable, instead. The fact
that she would wish to serve something other than what church leadership wished
was, according to Pastor Woodrow, a sign that she was a reprobate. The truth
is, she suffers from celiac disease, and cannot eat anything containing wheat,
such as pasta. Pastor Woodrow and Pastor Mike Albro wanted her to know that the
only reason for a person to have celiac disease is a lack of spiritual faith,
and that such a person is someone who "God" "detests". (Bill Woodrow's verbatim,
over celiac disease) Alcoholics were generally told the same thing.....no one in
Damascus Christian Community was allowed to go to an Alcoholics Anonymous
meeting. This certainly marked the Bill Woodrow/Mike Albro bunch as very strange
and very nasty. The community eventually took steps to stop them from harassing
the neighborhood where their church was located. This is definately one of the
dark sides of Christianity, and this church was very cultlike.
Damascus
Christian Community eventually fizzled out. Some of the born-again loony-toonies
in question have not changed much, and Mike Albro moved on, taking his
ministerial expertise to the Rescue Mission in Frederick, Maryland, and everyone
who was unhappily exposed to Damascus Christian Community either ignored them,
excluded them, or got peace orders against them. To this day, I don't think
anyone would feel that Damascus Christian Community is worthy of the dedication
and time of a whole blog. They are all just silly-assed lunatics. Nothing else.
That's why I really think the woman who started the blog about Grace Bible
Church in Beaverton, Oregon should just ignore her former church and live
however she wants to live. She was upset because the nice brainwashed people at
church were told by their pastor to stop speaking to her, and not even say "hi"
to her in the grocery store. Well; Damascus Christian Community did things like
that, too, but at the time, Damascus was a very tiny town, and Pastor Woodrow
was new there. He did not understand that when people have known each other for
years, it is hard to make them stop talking to each other. He howled and cried
and screamed at people who spoke to "evil" folks, like yours truly, but was
never able to make Jesus completely happy forcing his parishoners to only talk
to certain people.(Haha....I refused to stop being friends with the people
Pastor Woodrow tried so hard to brainwash!) The lady in Oregon really shouldn't
worry about it. This is a brainwashing/isolation tactic.
Inasmuch as
blogging or public information goes, there is nothing anyone can say about
Pastor Bill Woodrow that is worse than his history in civil court, which is
public information. He has been sued at least twenty-five times in Maryland, not
counting Natural Resources infractions, for everything from unpaid credit card
debt to failing to pay federal or state taxes. In fact, he needed to be
"reminded" at least five or six different years to pay his taxes. Didn't Jesus
pull money from the mouths of the fish he caught so he could pay taxes? If this
did not work for Pastor Woodrow, maybe he lacks faith. Anyway, there's no need
to dedicate a blog to him, as anyone who really has questions about that church
or it's Jesus can just do some digging and find information that is pure fact,
not tinged with opinion. There's no doubt in my mind that the same will one
day go for Grace Bible Church, eventually, if not already. Just give them
time.