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Christmas In Frankfort, Kansas

Once in royal david's city stood a lonely cattle shed,
Where a mother held her baby.
You'd do well to remember the things he later said.
When youre stuffing yourselves at the christmas parties,
You'll just laugh when I tell you to take a running jump.
You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
That christmas spirit is not what you drink.

So how can you laugh when your own mothers hungry,
And how can you smile when the reasons for smiling are wrong?
And if I just messed up your thoughtless pleasures,
Remember, if you wish, this is just a christmas song.

(Hey! Santa! Pass us that bottle, will you? )

....................Lyrics and music by Ian Anderson

If You Didn't Bother With Church On Sunday

Make Them Get A Warrent

 

Always make the police get a warrant if they want to barge into your house or sort through your personal belongings. Even if they leave, and actually return with a warrant, make sure they get some practice in going through the motions of explaining the exact reason or need for such a thing to a judge! It's good for them, and it reduces the amount of false bravado with which they will feel so free to entertain the rest of us in the future!