In July of this year, I posted about a man (and I use the word "man" rather loosely here) named Kyle Richards, who went to prison for armed robbery in Michigan. While in prison, he apparently got bored and horny, and respectfully requested video games and porn, with which to pass the time while serving his sentence. Where's the eye-rolley when I need it? He was duly told, by his gentleguards and corrections officers, that prison is not a game or a night club, and video games and porn are not provided. That was when poor Kyle became extreemly upset, and filed suit in court for cruel and unusual punishment...........
Fast forward to now; our young and extreemly horny Kyle is back in court, and back in the news. According to The Detroit Times, he has filed a handwritten motion accusing Fox News of slandering him and causing others to ridicule him over his previous lawsuit, which was against the governer of his state and against the corrections department that denied him his nudie pics. Here is a quote: “The coverage I received was so outrageous, degrading and slanderous that I was humiliated and morbidly offended by the entire story,” he wrote, noting that it subjected his younger brother and sister, who attend school in Macomb County, to ridicule." Actually, young Kyle is slandering Fox News! All they did was relate the details of the lawsuit, very briefly. (no pun intended) And that is what the media does. It grabs stories from various sources, from police reports to politics to recently filed lawsuits, and anything else that might be interesting, and regurgitates the stories for publication. A story can be edited and rewritten any number of times. The fact that Kyle is hilarious and crazy is not the media's fault! I do feel sorry for his younger siblings, though.......if I were either of them, I would file suit as well, to change my name! And "morbidly" offended? Seriously? Kyle obviously has a flair for the dramatic!
Another interesting and outrageously funny quote from this article is, “Within my lawsuit, I alleged I suffer from severe nervous and sexual disorders, including a disorder known as ‘chronic masturbation syndrom(e),” which Richards blames on the conditions of his imprisonment." ..........I really don't know if there is a realistic response to that. A snarky suggestion of my own would be to arrange a pastoral visit with the infamous pastor, Bishop Robert Finn, who appears very understanding of "these things". He might even get the bishop to bring some clandestine inapproriate material with him! A prison conversion would certainly have it's perks, right? Ok........I am being sarcastic.
Upon request for a response to all of this funniness, Fox News only offered this: "We are aware of the matter," according to a Fox 2 spokesperson." I'm sure they ARE aware.......VERY aware! They probably can't get any of their journalists involved with this matter to stop laughing!
Fast forward to now; our young and extreemly horny Kyle is back in court, and back in the news. According to The Detroit Times, he has filed a handwritten motion accusing Fox News of slandering him and causing others to ridicule him over his previous lawsuit, which was against the governer of his state and against the corrections department that denied him his nudie pics. Here is a quote: “The coverage I received was so outrageous, degrading and slanderous that I was humiliated and morbidly offended by the entire story,” he wrote, noting that it subjected his younger brother and sister, who attend school in Macomb County, to ridicule." Actually, young Kyle is slandering Fox News! All they did was relate the details of the lawsuit, very briefly. (no pun intended) And that is what the media does. It grabs stories from various sources, from police reports to politics to recently filed lawsuits, and anything else that might be interesting, and regurgitates the stories for publication. A story can be edited and rewritten any number of times. The fact that Kyle is hilarious and crazy is not the media's fault! I do feel sorry for his younger siblings, though.......if I were either of them, I would file suit as well, to change my name! And "morbidly" offended? Seriously? Kyle obviously has a flair for the dramatic!
Another interesting and outrageously funny quote from this article is, “Within my lawsuit, I alleged I suffer from severe nervous and sexual disorders, including a disorder known as ‘chronic masturbation syndrom(e),” which Richards blames on the conditions of his imprisonment." ..........I really don't know if there is a realistic response to that. A snarky suggestion of my own would be to arrange a pastoral visit with the infamous pastor, Bishop Robert Finn, who appears very understanding of "these things". He might even get the bishop to bring some clandestine inapproriate material with him! A prison conversion would certainly have it's perks, right? Ok........I am being sarcastic.
Upon request for a response to all of this funniness, Fox News only offered this: "We are aware of the matter," according to a Fox 2 spokesperson." I'm sure they ARE aware.......VERY aware! They probably can't get any of their journalists involved with this matter to stop laughing!
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