Abbie Hoffman Moment

In Case You Missed Church On Sunday

Midwestern Christians are certainly caught up in the method of execution, rather than the actual Messianic message or the example reportedly set by their favored icon, aren't they?

In Case You Skipped Church On Sunday

It's Russell Brand and Westboro Baptist Church, in the same room! I am now beginning to see that there was never a chance of Kansas and yours truly seeing eye to eye. The two chaps engaged in the interview look and act very much like White, Christian Kansas. Kansas denies it, nonetheless; it's a fact. White, Kansas Christians have a very limited view of Life. Had the middle eastern messiah been real, White Kansas would have hated him, too.

Russell Brand is very nice to them in this segment. In fact, Brand is nicer to the Kansans than anyone outside of their Kansas church!  I am not sure I could be so nice to these Kansas Christians.

 

 

Insight

One of his students asked Buddha, "Are you the messiah?"
"No", answered Buddha.
"Then are you a healer?"
"No", Buddha replied.
"Then are you a teacher?" the student persisted.
"No, I am not a teacher."
"Then what are you?" asked the student, exasperated.
"I am awake", Buddha replied.
 

Education Knocked Off Balence In Kansas Schools

Last week, Minneha Core Knowledge Magnet Elementary in Wichita, Kansas had a display on a bulletin board of five pillars, with an explanation of the five pillars of Islam. A tootie-frootie whacky-assed fundamentalist Christian who was taking up space inside the school for some reason or other took a picture of the bulletin board and included it on a facebook page, along with an hateful message about other religions, after the manner of Kansas Christians, who are some of the most hateful people on the planet. Westboro Baptist Church, anyone? Other Kansas Christians are not that different, only more lazy and less vocal. Here's what the Christian had to say:

"Students at Minneha Core Knowledge Elementary School in Wichata (sic) Kansas were met with this their first day of school,” a caption under the photo said. “This is a school that banned all forms of Christian prayer. … This can not stand.”

Unfortunately, schools in Kansas are not consolidated. This means that when a gang of angry, inbred, Christians from an insular community gangs up on a teacher or parent who wants the local school to be more like schools in the rest of the nation and less like daycares for the senile and demented, the angry inbred Christian usually gets it's own way. If the schools in Kansas were consolidated, every school would be answerable to the state for an educational curriculum that matched the rest of the nation's and enabled high school graduates to attend college. In Frankfort, Kansas, sixth graders are taught about Jewish culture by viewing the movie, "The Ten Commandments", starring Charleton Heston. Heston is much loved by the staff at Frankfort because of his ardent support of the National Rifle Association. This obviously, in their minds, makes him a great and factual example of the eventual culture of the so-called messiah, otherwise known as White Jesus, that mythical character whose existence, as told to children by Germanic Christians in Kansas schools, is not even possible, let alone believable. At the end of the movie, each and every class of sixth graders is not even accountable to name the Jewish religious observance that came from the text about which the movie was made! Yet Frankfort keeps this curriculum, despite it's inefficiency, and tells parents that children are learning about all cultures! To the right is a picture of Melissa Kennedy, who developed this "lesson plan".

The above cited article is the best comment this blogger has seen about the incident so far. It's writer was quite correct in pointing out that, as Kansas schools have certainly NOT banned all forms of Christian prayer, as the whacky-assed Christian states; the whacky-assed Christian is an obvious liar. Also, while Christian prayers can still be said at public school, as long as no one hears, and no one forces Christian prayers or gives obvious favor to anything that is Christian, there should be a way for a tootie-frootie wacky-assed fundamentalist Christian in Kansas to learn how to spell Wichita.

Another cultural lesson. If Kansas Christians get their own way in schools, everyone should.

In Case You Skipped Church On Sunday

Lately, I've been shaking my head at the silly-assed notions of naive, Northeast Kansas, fundamental Christians. Their unquestioning acceptance of an unnecessary messiah from a completely unfamiliar culture for unexplained reasons remains a mystery and a travesty of rational thought to this blogger. If I were to nominate a random Jewish guy for the position of Messiah, it would certainly not be Jesus Christ, or Yeshua; it would be Abbie Hoffman. But then, that idea is actually not original to yours truly. The yearly festival known as Abbiefest showcases drama productions of up-and-coming talent and uses the catchy descriptive phrase: "Abbie Hoffman Died For Our Sins"!

Why did Abbie Hoffman die for our sins? What, exactly, are our sins, as a nation, here in America? Why has any revolutionary of distinction died for our national hypocrisy and complacency? These are questions that our schools are not even teaching our young people to consider. In fact, the young and foolish principal of a certain Northeast Kansas school specifically told me that he does not remind children of their fourth amendment rights when government officials overstep constitutional bounderies and use the school as a forum for evidence and information gathering concerning matters not connected to the school. Interesting......this is NOT what I pay for, via my taxes! It is one of the sins for which many of our leaders, revolutionaries, and military heros, ever since the Revolutionary War, have shed blood and died.

Take a good, long look at the uses of law enforcement to control the general population in recent years. The Christian churches, along with the fairy tale icons they employ, are no longer effective in controlling the masses, so now the government is using police intimidation to scare and control Americans at large. While Jesus Christ did not die for anyone's sins, Abbie Hoffman certainly went out of his way to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable!

 

 

In Case You Slept Through Church This Sunday

In case you slept through church this Sunday.......you might have missed a marketing opportunity! Here's a new idea about sacrificial executions, martyrdom, and slain messiahs......

Exactly how did the kangaroo court trial and execution become so all encompassing that it eclipsed what the messiah is actually reported to have said, anyway?

Have all the stories been tossed into a meat grinder over the years and combined into guilt tactics and manipulation techniques that do not make sense?

The whole idea merchandising the relics (crosses) or selling the entire story to anyone who is not drunk is amazing.

Do you think we can market jewelry in the image of any mode of execution, or are we stuck with crosses?

I Think, Therefore I Am

I think, therefore; I am. Or, I look like something, I act like something, therefore I am. Hmmmm........seriously? Does this mean that if a person looks like a doctor and acts like a doctor, he or she IS a doctor? Does this apply to lawyers, teachers, and policemen? Or American citizens? If someone looks and acts like a citizen in the United States, does that mean that he or she automatically IS one?

Going back to this comment: "You're an idiot! Im sorry no body likes you that sounds like a personal problem to me. If you don't like our community then get the fuck out nobody cares that you're here obviously, you look like a witch act like witch therefore you're a fucking witch! If you want to sit at school functions and be bitch then your presence is not needed. So take your family and leave us alone. Thank you :)"...............that was so rudely sent to me from an account operated by the school, this commenter thinks that because I "look" like a witch, (what the hell does that mean, anyway.....this is beginning to remind me of "The Crucible") and act like a witch, I am one! Let me challenge that: I acted like a Witch long before my initiation. I guess I looked like one, too. There is a certain, outspoken, unafraid, energetic, wonderful beauty that most Witches exude. But I was NOT an actual Witch until I initiated, and no one would have ever intiated me until I was truly the person who could assume that role. Reading a book by Scott Cunningham does not define or qualify someone as a Witch. Witchcraft is an actual religion, with many different traditions, and has been lawfully recognized as a religion in the United States since 1972, and worldwide, since 1980. You can look at this if you don't believe me.

Now; about this Christianity. If a person looks like a Christian, and acts like a Christian, is he or she a Christian? I may as well ask "if God is everywhere, is he in the toilet?", but I will tackle this question with some rational ideas, anyway. There are two different things that are called Christianity; one is valid, one is not. We will deal with the nonvalid school of thought first. Christianity that is widely practiced by people who are not Jewish is simply not valid. It is Constantine's corrupution of the Messianic thought and prophesies of the Jewish communities of his time. He really only wanted to strengthen his political agenda. It morphed into the Catholic Church, which morphed into the more modern Catholic Church, and spun off many offshoots over the centuries. It has also compared notes with many a Pagan tradition over the years, and even adopted a few. Ever wonder where your Christmas Tree tradition really came from, tannenbaum lovers? Or the Easter Bunny? Or the name "Easter", for that matter? Just read up on it. But the core of the philosphy is really something I call "regurgitated Zoroastrianism". This is a religion that dates to ancient Persia, or Iran, and the whole trinity legend sported by Christianity is almost identical to it. Ormazd is "God", Mazda, (not the car!) is "Christ", and Ahriman would be your "Satan" figure. The spelling and pronouciation of the names vary with translations of relevant text. Let me digress for a moment here, to tell you that orthodox Zoroastrian tradition held that one needed to be born into the tradition in order to really practice it, and that there was no converting to it, back in it's heyday. Looks like it would naturally follow that just "looking" like a Christian, and "acting" like a Christian, since a non-messianic Christian is really just a regurgitated Zoroastrian, cannot make one a true Christian.

Now that we have regurgitated Zoroastrianism out of the way, this is what I have observed about Messianic traditions and thought. It's a Jewish thing, and the last time I checked, the Jews, as a collective culture, had not determined that Messianic prophecy had been borne out in any way. There are Messianic  congregations that consider that Yeshua was the Messiah, however. Once again, this is very Jewish. In order to really do justice to this line of thought, someone who is not Jewish would have to convert to one of the different types of Judiasm within the culture, which would not be an overnight process, and then join a Messianic synagogue, which would not be a noncontroversial process. But that's real Christianity, like it or not. Oh......by the way, looking Jewish and acting Jewish will not make one Jewish, either. Only birth or conversion can do that.

                                                             Looks and acts like a Witch
                                                                     Well......sometimes!