Catholics Told To Vote For Racism

A Catholic church in San Diego, California is threatening its loyal members with an eternity in the underworld if they vote Democrat. Inside the foyer of the Immaculate Conception Catholic Church, some leaflets stating that Hillary Clinton is "under the influence of Satan" were found. While this is ripe fodder for comedy, it is also a pathetic attempt to scare innocent people and influence an election. So much for the quote of Jesus, himself, saying, "Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's, and unto God, that which is God's." (Mark 12:17) The fictional deity is in obvious opposition to dictatorship and fear tactics. Maybe these Christians and their leadership should listen to him.

In Case You Didn't Bother With Church On Sunday

Whoa! I really don't think it's blasphemy unless it's one's own religion, and if one wishes a religion devoted to sin, the christian dogmas have many offerings from which to choose. This is some serious hate mail!

In Case You Missed Church On Sunday

Westboro Baptist Church Says They're Picketing Sandy Hook

Yes, you read that correctly. Shirley Phelps, of Westboro Baptist Church, says she's taking the good Kansas Christians in her church on a field trip to New England, specifically, Connecticut, to picket Sandy Hook Elementary, where the school shooting took place yesterday. Okay, apparently, initiation into certain Christian circles in Kansas requires the expression of lots of ungodly hatred for others. We have all seen that. (disclaimer: Traditional Christians who do not disrespect others or carry signs are not described here; only bigots) But children? Children between the ages of five and ten years old? What could they have possibly done? 

Shirley Phelps, if you really want to be a dingaling, we all know by now that there's no stopping you. You have told almost all of us who are not part of the Phelps gene pool that "God" hates us, and we are going to "Hell". (Hell is actually a Goddess of the underworld, Shirley, you should stop taking her name in vain!) We already know your position on this matter, and you know what? We really don't care. My Ancestors do not hate me, and there are no Gods, at this moment, who appear to have anything against me either. I am quite sure that I speak, also, for the people in Connecticut who directly or indirectly experienced yesterday's violence at Sandy Hook. So if you do proceed with your silly-assed plans and visit New England during the winter, I suggest that you plan on helping, instead. Why not donate some toys or gift cards to shelters and churches who try to give needy families gifts on Christmas? Churches in that area will be overwhelmed after yesterday's shooting. Why not ease the burden, instead? Don't you think Jesus might have handled it that way?

And to the people in Connecticut, I suggest this: leave the crime scene tape up as long as you can. Do not leave the crime scene unguarded, either. Tell Shirley Phelps that while she can picket a funeral, she cannot contaminate a crime scene. Stop publicizing the names of the victims until after the funerals are over. If the Phelps's of Westboro Baptist Church do not know the identities of the deceased, they will have a harder time finding and picketing their funerals. After the families have had the funerals, you can let the media publish their names. The rest of us are very sad about this, and we will not forget any of them.

Geez, Phelpsy! Does God hate Jesus, too?