It's Monday again. That's when I find a cold case from somewhere, that was almost impossibly solved, to describe for Terri Horman, defacto suspect in the disappearance of nine year old Kyron Horman, who has been missing since June of 2010. When she periodically googles her name, hoping to have gained fame and admiration, I would not want her to be disappointed.
So here it is, Terri. Today's cold case is from Seattle.......so very close to where you used to live. There used to be a woman by the name of Arlene Roberts living there, until 1978, when she was murdered. She was eighty years old. Thirtythree years went by, and then the case was reexamined. A fingerprint had been left at the crime scene, but since the suspect was only seventeen or eighteen years old at the time, and had not had a chance to get his criminal career off the ground yet, there were no prints in the system yet, to which to compare it. Nonetheless, it was saved. When the case was reopened, recently, the print matched someone named Ronald McDonald.......no joke....I guess he calls himself Ronald Wayne McDonald, to avoid getting confused with the clown by that name.........and now he has been charged with murder. After thirtythree years, Terri! His life must suck, right now. Not only did he not get away with murder when he thought he had, but all the other inmates are prolly calling him Ronald McDonald, the Clown! That'd be almost as bad as having to be known as the "Underwear Bomber" in jail!
So Terri, you never know what tommorrow will bring. Why not just cooperate with everyone today, and help bring Kyron home. You can still dump your husband, you can still live with your parents, (as long as you didn't harm Kyron) and you can still google your name on the internet to see what everyone is saying about you.
So here it is, Terri. Today's cold case is from Seattle.......so very close to where you used to live. There used to be a woman by the name of Arlene Roberts living there, until 1978, when she was murdered. She was eighty years old. Thirtythree years went by, and then the case was reexamined. A fingerprint had been left at the crime scene, but since the suspect was only seventeen or eighteen years old at the time, and had not had a chance to get his criminal career off the ground yet, there were no prints in the system yet, to which to compare it. Nonetheless, it was saved. When the case was reopened, recently, the print matched someone named Ronald McDonald.......no joke....I guess he calls himself Ronald Wayne McDonald, to avoid getting confused with the clown by that name.........and now he has been charged with murder. After thirtythree years, Terri! His life must suck, right now. Not only did he not get away with murder when he thought he had, but all the other inmates are prolly calling him Ronald McDonald, the Clown! That'd be almost as bad as having to be known as the "Underwear Bomber" in jail!
So Terri, you never know what tommorrow will bring. Why not just cooperate with everyone today, and help bring Kyron home. You can still dump your husband, you can still live with your parents, (as long as you didn't harm Kyron) and you can still google your name on the internet to see what everyone is saying about you.
This is Arlene Roberts, whose murder was finally solved after thirtythree years. I hope she rests in peace. And below, is Kyron Horman, who disappeared from his school in June of 2010, and is still missing. Anyone who sees him should just call local law enforcement, since the FBI is still looking for him. He needs to come home.
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