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It seems that mass hatred, collective fear, and mob mentality are still the favored tools of governments comprised of people from whom we traditionally expect better.

 

Sometimes A Mop Sink Is Just A Mop Sink

Once again, it seems to be the end of the world as we know it. A mop sink in the capitol building in Tennessee was mistaken by some very good Christians for a footbath! It seems that there were some grave concerns about the availability of water, with which Muslims wishing to pray could wash their feet prior to doing so.  How dare anyone accomodate prayer in the routine of the faithful in any religion besides Christianity? After all, Christian ministers do not even have to wash up after sexual abuse of minors before prayer! Why should other religions get special preference?

If a person understands his or her need to back away from physical or emotional strata that creates enough imbalence to require ritual or literal "purification" prior to prayer, why does a Christian have a complaint? Is it wrong to humbly seek peace from a higher power? Perhaps Tennessee Christians could learn from the Muslim practice, and be more mindful of certain types of filth, such as sexual abuse, both before and after they recite their Christian prayers. Perhaps they could stop stereotyping the adherants of other religions, as well.

Will society come to a screeching halt if people wash their feet more often?

 

Relax; no one is going to wash his feet here!

 

Fat Kansas Toad Withdraws Plea To Remove President From Ballot

Joe Montgomery, that ugly, fat toad living in Manhattan, Kansas, has rescinded his dumbass request to remove our President from the ballot. It seems that his birther nonsense about Obama's father's birth outside of the United States brought up some similar concerns about Mitt Romney. Since Obama's dad was merely born elsewhere because his family lived elsewhere, and Mitt Romney's dad was born elsewhere because he wanted to engage in criminal activity, (sex crimes, polygamy) this naturally caused others who do not live in Kansas and share the same inbred genetic mental malfunctions as Mr. Montgomery to question the obvious racism underscored by his nonsensical request. Mr. Montgomery also realized that the republican candidate would have to be omitted from the ballot as well.

The truth here is that a lot of white people in Kansas are prejudiced against any culture that does not hail from Northern Europe and favor some type of christianity practised almost exclusively by white people. Teachers in public schools in Kansas still must be reminded to shut their yaps about Obama being the Antichrist (really.) and told again and again that if our President was truly Muslim, his better half would not appear on national television in sleeveless dresses. In light of the easily googled fact that Mitt Romney's dad was also born outside of the United States, it seems fitting that Joe Montgomery apologize to President Obama for his verbal flatulations before the State Objections Board because he doesn't like the President because the President's father is black! Once again, Kansas, is skin color really that much of an issue for all of you?

 

Update: I spoke too soon. Apparently, Kansas is still taking this crap seriously, and meeting tommorrow about it. Don't they realize that if they eliminate Obama, Romney will have to go bye-bye for the same reason?