Newt Gingrich Puts The Hippo In Hypocrite

A commenter on a news forum here in Kansas explained to me, the other day, that Newt Gingrich puts the hippo in hypocrite. That seems about right, and it reminded me of this:

Kinda like a hippo. Hippos are nicer, though.

Then Kansas caucused for Rick Santorum, even though most of religious fundamentalist Kansans are against abortion, and Santorum and his wife opted for a second trimester abortion back in 1996. Santorum is more of a white washed seplachure, though. "White washed" because "white" is his big qualification for presidency that makes certain people want to vote for him.

Mr. Christian

And I wouldn't want to omit Mitt Romney! (hey....Omit Mitt....I like that!) He puts the money in the corperations; because, of course, corperations are people too! Hopefully, he won't attempt to register corperations to vote!

Mitt Romeny's REAL reason to want the presidency.

Rick Santorum Is White Enough For Kansas

It's official. Rick Santorum is white enough for Kansas. Today, Kansas caucused for him. That's fine; in fact, it was predictable. Something else that's sadly predictable is that none of the people quoted in the article linked above were able to give intelligent reasons why they want Santorum in the White House; they just want him. It's all about beating Obama, yet they cannot articulate exactly why they don't want Obama in the White House. It's weird. Here's a sample:

"After she voted Saturday, Arliss Douglass, of Topeka, said she can’t get behind Paul because she is afraid he would “get rid of our military.”
“I just hope and pray Santorum gets it, and I’d sure like to see Newt as vice president,” Douglass said. “I think that’s the only two that can beat the villain we have in there now.”...c.j.online

This is quite typical of the "schtuff" the sheeple are dropping from their mouths. They call Obama a villian, but will not say why he's a villian, they admire Gingrich's family values, but he has an established and documented habit of whoring everywhere he goes, and they can't tell us anything they really like about Santorum, except that he is NOT Obama! If Santorum were black, but still not Obama, would they still want him in the White House? And exactly why do Kansans not want Obama as President, and why were they so terrified of him back in 2008? Has it got anything to do with the fact that he does not need sunblock at the pool? Hmmmm......Kansas? Just asking.

There are actually people in Kansas who would want this type of "family values" dude in the White House!

Feel The Rainbow, Newt!

Hahahahahaha!

Why is it so much fun to do things like this to Newt Gingrich? Why is the video included in the story in the above link almost as funny as the size ten shoes getting thrown at Bush? I really don't know, but I am laughing my ass off! Now, for a more serious question; why can't Newt Gingrich just live and let live, and not worry about other lifestyles, since he claims to have already chosen a lifestyle that pleases him? Only the Shadow knows, and I think the Shadow may be wondering............................

While I think Newt handled the incident with dignity, I have to shake my head at the way he has always been a target for pranks and ridicule. It's true that he says some ridiculus sounding, far fetched things, that only make sense to people who are on his "wavelength" or drinking the same koolaide he's been drinking all of his political life, but damn.........if Newt got elected to the White House, would it be one goofy prank after another? Would his campaign compete too much with stand-up comedy? I've got to admit, the whole idea is amusing. But on a more sober note, if Newt were president, would anyone actually listen to him or take him seriously?

                          

Update!! 

It looks like the field is "ripe" for pranks! Especially on GOP candidates! You heard it here first!