In Case You Slept Through Church On Sunday

Chances are, if you went to this lunatic's church on Sunday, you did not sleep through his sermon! I had no idea that anyone with such stupid, whacky things to say could even have a following, let alone a big church! What a sad statement about America. Sadly, we are not a Pagan nation. While yours truly is and always will be a Pagan without shame, Hagee's congregation is a bunch of dumbasses without shame.

The principles if Witchcraft are taught in public schools? Seriously, Hagee? If you think that, you are beyond stupid. You are simply delusional.

 

In Case You Didn't Go To Church This Sunday

Here's what you might have missed if you did not go to church this Sunday! It's an insane Texas Christian pastor, who wants athiests to leave the country, even though they live here, and thinks Witchcraft should be against the law! Is he aware that the founding fathers, particularly Thomas Jefferson, were all against combining Christianity with affairs of state? Is he aware that Christmas is a Pagan holy day? Is he aware that George Washington was the "father of the country" in many ways? Is he aware that he is an undereducated loonytune who does not know the hole in his butt from a hole in the ground? Only the shadow knows.............I wonder if a Pagan or Athiest woman rejected the good Reverend Hagee at some point in his life? This is the kind of guff we usually hear from men with very small body parts.

Hey Hagee......suppose the Native American communities want YOU to leave because THEY were here first? Could you get a visa to preach this nonsense in another county? After all, airplanes and ships leave this country for foreign destinations all the time!