The Terribot On The Roof

If I were a parent, ♪♫♪
da-dee-ya-dee-ya-dee-ya-dee-ya-dee-ya-dee,
I would hold my daughter when I please,
If I could have custody!♪
I wouldn't have to tell lies!
Da-dee-ya-doo-ya-dee-ya-doo-ya-diy-ya-diy!
All day long I'd be a normal mom,
With no lawyers billing me!♪♫

I'd live without my parents,♫♪♪
In my own house without reporters hounding me!
All day long I'd be a normal mom,
If I could have custody!♫
I didn't want to work hard,
Da-dee-ya-doo-a-dee-ya-doo-a-doo-a-day,♫
I just wanted everything my way,
All I wanna do is play!♫♫

I'd take my kid when I wanted, straight from the gym,
Regardless of the orders of the court,♫♪♫
Thumbing my nose at all folks who work!

I'd drink in bars all the time with anyone I wanted,

Belching as I drove my kids to school,

Passing out before I bought my fuel!♫

But...court who snubbed me for the crook I am,

Would it spoil some vast and legal plan,

If I were a parent, once again?♫♫♪♫

Waaaa.......♫♪♫

If the court would give me custody,

And if reporters would stop hounding me,

Please don't make me own my own mistakes,

Growing up is such a big headache,

For a party girl like me!♫♪♫

Ahhh....If I were a parent♫

Da-dee-ya-doo-a-dee-ya-doo-a-dee-ya-diy♪

I would act as if I had some sense,

And I'd try real hard to mend the fence,

So I could be mommy once again,

If I were a true parent!♫♪♫

Give it up, Terribot!

 

Mitt Romney Drove From Boston To Canada With Dog On Top Of Car

Today, there was a demonstration outside the the Westminster Kennel Dog Club Show, protesting yet another dark side of Mitt Romney's creepy personality: he drove from Boston to Canada with the family's dog strapped in it's cage to the roof of the car! No kidding; this happened in 1983. If I were his wife, I would not have stayed with him after witnessing such cruelty to an innocent, and I am surprised that any of his children are still speaking to him. I guess money buys familial affection, in some cases.

Here's a thought that is truly disturbing, however; many a competent psychiatrist will draw a connection between cruelty to animals and psychopathy. In fact, a psychopath will often begin a lifetime of sick behavior by inflicting pain on animals. After hearing about this incident, I would not let Romney feed my cats while I'm on vacation......I really don't know how the people of Massachusetts allowed him to govern.

Corperations are "people too", but it's okay to treat animals like luggage? It's just one more reason to wonder why anyone would vote for Mitt Romney.