Burglar Sleeping On The Job

Yikes! Christopher Provazek, of Houston, Texas, fell asleep while robbing his neighbor's house, and is now in jail. Yep; Kevin Connolly got up early to get ready for a trip, and discovered the thief asleep in the guest room! The thief claimed he wasn't actually trying to steal anything, but the question of why he was wearing the victim's coat was never answered! Oh well....he'll get his hat back when he gets out of jail. He left it at the scene of the crime.

If You Slept Through Church On Sunday

If you found yourself dozing off in church on Sunday, the cause may be found in your own intellectual curiosity!

In Case You Slept Through Church This Sunday

Rescue Missions

I have never been a fan of Christian organizations of any kind, but lately, Rescue Missions have stepped up their level of cruelty. There are homeless people whose issues exceed the expertise of the average shelter volunteer, but would the mythical Jesus Icon have split up a family, thrown them out of the shelter, and left two parents and a five year old boy with no place to sleep? Why did they harm a woman in her seventies, making it impossible for her to work or attend classes? Are her pursuits not important to Rescue Missions? If demoralizing and otherwise harming those who happen to be vulnerable for one reason or another is the method of choice to further one's own agenda, consider the information publicized.