Mitch McConnell Wants Santorum To Concede

What? Mitch McConnell wants Rick Santorum to drop out of the race? But there are still twenty-two states who need to decide, via ballot, which greedy Republican clown they want to sic on Obama this November! Is Mitch saying that the votors in those states don't matter? Why take their choices away so soon? Besides, Mitt Romney does not look anywhere near as good in chaps...........

Do Racoons Have Opposeable Thumbs?

The latest questions for Siri have certainly been interesting. I still get a steady amount of "Siri demonic", Siri Satan", and "Siri 666", but for a change of pace, Siri was asked, "How tall is Rick Santorum?" The answer is 6' 4". Also, among the Siri searches was a request to see Siri naked! Hahaha! There will be no pics of Siriunsun naked, because the picture on the right is the closest to adult content I am willing to publish! Asking for naked pictures.....geesh! Where do some people think they are? Walmart? There was also a query of, "Siri, do racoons have opposeable thumbs?" The answer is no. They do not. But they are very able to manipulate locking mechanisms, and in studies done with racoons in captivity, have been shown to be able to remember how to spring different locks three years after only doing it once! That's pretty impressive. They can also open doors with their paws, turn on water with their paws, and use their paws to pour cereal out of boxes while you are at work. They never remember to turn the water off after they have turned it on, though.

Newt Gingrich Puts The Hippo In Hypocrite

A commenter on a news forum here in Kansas explained to me, the other day, that Newt Gingrich puts the hippo in hypocrite. That seems about right, and it reminded me of this:

Kinda like a hippo. Hippos are nicer, though.

Then Kansas caucused for Rick Santorum, even though most of religious fundamentalist Kansans are against abortion, and Santorum and his wife opted for a second trimester abortion back in 1996. Santorum is more of a white washed seplachure, though. "White washed" because "white" is his big qualification for presidency that makes certain people want to vote for him.

Mr. Christian

And I wouldn't want to omit Mitt Romney! (hey....Omit Mitt....I like that!) He puts the money in the corperations; because, of course, corperations are people too! Hopefully, he won't attempt to register corperations to vote!

Mitt Romeny's REAL reason to want the presidency.

Rick Santorum Is White Enough For Kansas

It's official. Rick Santorum is white enough for Kansas. Today, Kansas caucused for him. That's fine; in fact, it was predictable. Something else that's sadly predictable is that none of the people quoted in the article linked above were able to give intelligent reasons why they want Santorum in the White House; they just want him. It's all about beating Obama, yet they cannot articulate exactly why they don't want Obama in the White House. It's weird. Here's a sample:

"After she voted Saturday, Arliss Douglass, of Topeka, said she can’t get behind Paul because she is afraid he would “get rid of our military.”
“I just hope and pray Santorum gets it, and I’d sure like to see Newt as vice president,” Douglass said. “I think that’s the only two that can beat the villain we have in there now.”...c.j.online

This is quite typical of the "schtuff" the sheeple are dropping from their mouths. They call Obama a villian, but will not say why he's a villian, they admire Gingrich's family values, but he has an established and documented habit of whoring everywhere he goes, and they can't tell us anything they really like about Santorum, except that he is NOT Obama! If Santorum were black, but still not Obama, would they still want him in the White House? And exactly why do Kansans not want Obama as President, and why were they so terrified of him back in 2008? Has it got anything to do with the fact that he does not need sunblock at the pool? Hmmmm......Kansas? Just asking.

There are actually people in Kansas who would want this type of "family values" dude in the White House!

Brushfires In Rick Santorum's Home State

Rick Santorum has a new home state. For some reason, he has taken a liking to Oklahoma. Pennsylvania will not hold their primary until April, so Rick Santorum needs a place to call home. But instead of actually learning something about his new "home state" and the history thereof, he pulled a truly stupid sounding comment out of an unmentionable part of his anatomy.

"Get this brushfire going," Santorum told the hundreds of supporters who filled the church gymnasium Sunday night. "I saw a few brushfires on my way over. ... We need another kind of brushfire from here in the heartland.".......Yahoo; The Ticket 2012

Seriously, Rick.....brushfires? So close to where tornados have recently dug new paths? You must be out of your mind! Maybe you're waiting to get a message from a burning bush, like Moses. We usually try to put brushfires out as quickly as possible in this part of the country.

A Burning Bush, or "brushfire", also; apparently, the source of Rick Santorum's inspiration. Could this possibly be what he considers an authoritative source for some of his ideas? Especially the religious ideas he wants to take with him to the White House? Is he just another narcissist, or does he have a full blown messiah complex?

This is the best way to handle a brushfire!

Satan Claus Is Coming To Town

Oh goody. Rick Satorum (or does he spell that "Santorum"?) will be in Wichita on Saturday, February 25, to pander for votes. I can hardly wait. Will he smear President Obama, drone on about abortion,  or talk to us about Satan? I mean.....Satan is, after all, the father of lies; at least, according to Rick Santorum, that's who he is. And also, according to Santorum, no upstanding Christian or American would ever have an abortion. Yet...in 1996.....Mrs. Santorum, herself, had an abortion nineteen weeks into term. That's right; the baby had a physical problem that the Santorums found too challenging, and Mrs. Santorum had gotton sick. A therapeutic abortion was recommended, and since they were in Virginia at the time, where therapeutic abortions are performed legally and without the use of coat hangers, the damning abortion was carried out. After which Satorum told everyone that "that abortion was different". Yet he does not want to allow anyone else the same amount of latitude. Just his own family. Not that I support kicking a healthy fetus out of the womb, but dagnab! If "God" does not want a lifesaving procedure to save one woman's life, the next woman should suffer the same fate, right Satorum? Or does Mrs. Satorum get special favor here? Don't misunderstand me, I would not deny anyone medical care in an emergency. But it looks to me like, in order to make some imaginary dude in the sky happy, Rick Santorum will. Unless it's a member of his own family.

Who's really fathering lies? An imaginary dude with horns and a pitchfork? Or Rick Santorum?