This Child Is Obviously Not A Gyspy

 

If you have blue eyes and blond hair, yet your so called parents are both Roma, otherwise known as Gypsies, you might not really belong to them. If you have so called brothers and sisters who not only do not resemble you in any way, but also do not resemble each other, they might not actually be related to each other, or related to you. Or; if your birthday falls within a month or two of your brother or sister's birthday, and your "mom" claims to have had five of you during the same calendar month of the same year, your genetic connection to your "family" might be rather shaky. This, apparently, is the sad case for this little girl. She was found in Greece, living in a Roma family, and while the parents claimed that she is theirs, they also claimed numerous other children as theirs, giving multiple and changing stories about how the little girl came to live with them. She has been removed from the Roma community and has been found, by DNA testing, to have no connection to them. Greek authorities have nicknamed her "Maria".

The imposters claiming to be this little girl's parents have been arrested and charged with kidnapping, but in the mean time, no one has gotten the facts and the actual story of little Maria's true identity. Greece has put together posters in several languages and would like everyone to share her picture, in hopes of finding her real family.

 

Suddenly, The Monsanto Protection Act

Wanna know what's been going on in the legislature, quietly, while everyone was either crying about the same sex nuptials or planning formerly not possible weddings? HR 933 was passed and signed into law, as a measure to avert a government shutdown over and maintain the status quo for just a bit longer....say, six months. One of the items buried within HR 933 is the Monsanto Protection Act, which guarentees biotech companies, who genetically engineer seed, to sell the seed to farmers and grow and sell crops from genetically engineered seed that has not been tested for health hazards. Also, labels for the food thereby produced are not required to bear appropriate warnings for the consumers. The rider is only in effect for six months, but it just seems awfully strange that the definition of a type of marriage that will never be enjoined by those who do not approve should take precedence in national discussion over the safety of the food we purchase in grocery stores.

 

 

 

Fat Kansas Toad Withdraws Plea To Remove President From Ballot

Joe Montgomery, that ugly, fat toad living in Manhattan, Kansas, has rescinded his dumbass request to remove our President from the ballot. It seems that his birther nonsense about Obama's father's birth outside of the United States brought up some similar concerns about Mitt Romney. Since Obama's dad was merely born elsewhere because his family lived elsewhere, and Mitt Romney's dad was born elsewhere because he wanted to engage in criminal activity, (sex crimes, polygamy) this naturally caused others who do not live in Kansas and share the same inbred genetic mental malfunctions as Mr. Montgomery to question the obvious racism underscored by his nonsensical request. Mr. Montgomery also realized that the republican candidate would have to be omitted from the ballot as well.

The truth here is that a lot of white people in Kansas are prejudiced against any culture that does not hail from Northern Europe and favor some type of christianity practised almost exclusively by white people. Teachers in public schools in Kansas still must be reminded to shut their yaps about Obama being the Antichrist (really.) and told again and again that if our President was truly Muslim, his better half would not appear on national television in sleeveless dresses. In light of the easily googled fact that Mitt Romney's dad was also born outside of the United States, it seems fitting that Joe Montgomery apologize to President Obama for his verbal flatulations before the State Objections Board because he doesn't like the President because the President's father is black! Once again, Kansas, is skin color really that much of an issue for all of you?

 

Update: I spoke too soon. Apparently, Kansas is still taking this crap seriously, and meeting tommorrow about it. Don't they realize that if they eliminate Obama, Romney will have to go bye-bye for the same reason?