In Case You Skipped Church On Sunday

When my oldest child was in kindergarten, she enraged the parents of all of her classmates by telling them that Santa Claus does not actually exist. When she was a senior in high school, she enraged all the less intelligent parents of her classmates by letting them know that Jesus is fantasy, too.

I'm Getting Nothing For Christmas

There will be no Christmas for me this year
That is the unvarnished truth

Above is a stray "wahwah" from a flock of "wahwahs" left over from Christmas, 2013. It got lost in Facebook, on the page of a homeless person who has been offered help many times over the past twenty years, but turns it down every time because she does not want the employment situation which would accompany a permanent address. The wahwah girl is someone who has an income, of sorts, and refuses to use it for food and shelter. Instead, she uses it for computers, and other electronics, and for accessories for them. She stays in shelters that are meant for people experiencing true emergencies. She also eats three times as much as she needs, caring very little about any children for whom the food is meant.

Santa Claus isn't real. This is important to remember when celebrating Christmas. Santa Claus isn't real, and Christmas is best celebrated by giving, not taking from those who cannot afford to buy into the commercial ideal that has perverted Winter Solstice.



The Wahwah girl who didn't have a Christmas this year needs to grow up. That is the unvarnished truth.

 

Seasons Greetings

Seasons Greetings, all! This is how the Gift Giver looked before he was trademarked by Coca-Cola. He was rumored to have actually been Odin, the All Father.

 

If You Slept Through Church This Sunday

 

If you slept through church this Sunday, remember God is watching you! You might end up on Santa's "naughty" list if you fail to pay attention to what your own scriptures actually say!

 

If it's not who you are, drop the act, Frankfort, Kansas. The rest of the world can see right through you! Happy Holidays!

 

Please! Keep Sol In Winter Solstice!

 

Geesh! Leave it to fundamentalist Christians to turn the original holiday gift giver, Odin, into Coca-Cola's bitch! Santa Claus was not necessarily a fat white man in a red suit before Coca-Cola got hold of him and copyrighted him! But should anyone be surprised? Look how the Northern European Christian bunch has treated the mythical figure, Jesus, over the years.....If he really existed, he could not possibly have had sandy blond hair, or blue eyes. He would have looked a more Osama bin Laden than most fundies would like to imagine.

 

Fox News's Megyn Kelly was dreaming of a white president before the election last year, and this year, she told us all that not only is Santa Claus white, but that Jesus is white, too. It's almost as if.........the fundy Christians had the copyright, not only to Santa Claus, but to the Gnostic Teacher, who was really called "Yeshua". Over the years, they have run with both de facto copyrights, and they have destroyed Winter Solstice with commercial greed and destroyed Messianic mysticism with violence and lies.

 

No one owns the copyright to prophecy, myth, or actual events in the past or the future. And if Fox News thinks that anyone owns a copyright to Odin, they might wanna rethink that whole idea. The very idea that anyone should "keep Christ in Christmas" not only assumes that Christ had something to do with Winter Solstice in the first place, but also assumes that everyone wants a white Jesus in a copyrighted religion that was stolen from the original author and re-written. Megyn Kelly couldn't think of anything better to do than get on national television and mock a person who finds reality more appealing than copyrighted christianity!

Happy Holidays, everyone, and please.......keep Sol in Winter Solstice!

 

In Case You Missed Church This Sunday

 

This reminds me of my kids. When they were little, they were usually the ones to break the news that Santa Claus isn't real to the rest of their peers, and now that they are older, they break the same news about his counterpart in church!

 

 

Santa Claus Actually Might Be Real

Here's Michelle Obama talking to children across the nation for the Norad Santa tracking effort!

 

 

But did she think of this?

 

 

Could Santa Claus Be Real?

Could Santa Claus actually be real? I had not seriously considered it until this week, but those of us who really can't stand the rhetoric of Kansas Christian congregation, Westboro Baptist Church, got a gift this year! Actually, two. The first gift is from the hackers who go by the name, Anonymous. They hacked the main website of the church and the twitter account of Shirley Phelps, one of the church's main hate mongers. The second gift was from the Patriot Guard Riders, who showed up to thwart Westboro Baptist Church's efforts to mock those attending funerals of children who lost their lives in the shootings at Sandy Hook Elementary. A Big THANKYOU goes out from this blog to the Patriot Guard Riders!

Eat your heart out, Shirley Phelps! Have fun with Anonymous!

Could Santa Claus Be Real?

Anything is possible, I suppose; but perhaps we should check his birth certificate. Anyone can supposedly get a drivers' liscence!

 

Arrested For Saying That Santa's Not Real

Some twenty-four year old guy in Canada was arrested at a festival in Kingston, Canada, for telling a bunch of little kids that Santa Claus isn't real. He was actually charged with "causing a disturbance" by being drunk and violating probation. He also had his hair slicked with gel to look like devil horns. The article does not explain whether it was the drunkeness, the hair gel, or the truth about Santa that violated the young man's probation. But arrested? Geesh!

 

Which one is real?