Happy Easter Sunday

In Case You Missed Church This Sunday

 

Christians in Northeast Kansas should explore the concept of Reality.

 

If You Slept Through Church This Sunday

 

If you slept through church this Sunday, remember God is watching you! You might end up on Santa's "naughty" list if you fail to pay attention to what your own scriptures actually say!

 

If it's not who you are, drop the act, Frankfort, Kansas. The rest of the world can see right through you! Happy Holidays!

 

In Case You Skipped Church On Sunday

 

Try thinking harder.

 

In Case You Missed Church On Sunday

 

I hope everyone had a great Halloween!

 

In Case You Skipped Church On Sunday

 

Seriously. A kangaroo court trial followed by what must have been, by all accounts, an unjust execution, hardly erases anyone's karma. Just sayin'.

 

In Case You Slept Through Church Today

 

Hmmm.......just how big are these candles, anyway? Oh well......the sermon has already deteriorated!

 

 

In Case You Missed Church This Sunday

 

Suppose the Allfather actually has this to say about it?

 

In Case You Skipped Church This Sunday

This was on Facebook the other day. So I stole it, to make a point. If you were not in church for some reason, woe is you! Wanna know why?

Because you might not get laid tonight. Christian Mingle has nothing to do with anything! You meet some of your best lovers in church!

In Case You Slept Through Church This Sunday

You can wake up and realize it was just a crazy dream, or you can drink some more koolaide and go back to sleep.

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Here is something to think about. Silencing the ideas and ideals of another will never prove the Christian point. In fact, nothing, so far, has proven the Christian point. From the Garden of Eden to the Immaculate Conception to the Mystery of the Cross, it all goes down in history as fiction. When will Christians stop using this crap as a fear tactic to stop others from thinking critically?

 

In Case You Missed Church On Sunday

 

Maybe you still prayed!

In Case You Didn't Bother With Church On Sunday

 

I, for one, like other versions of the story much better than the christian regurgitations.

 

 

In Case You Skipped Church On Sunday

Most of the prayers I know by heart begin with words such as "Open the door, Papa Legba", or appeals to other Voudon Dieties. How strange, for a white woman, such as myself. How could this have happened? Upon reflection, it occured to me that the reason for this is that when praying to the Voudon Dieties, or Loa, one sings. Voodoo, as a religion, is sung and danced, and one's love for one's Loa is not held inside, but expressed. One chants....one experiences.....and one communes. Even when a person who cannot carry a tune, such as myself, prays her heart out by singing with the Loa, They always hear. Always. They always make known Their Presence, and I always know that I am loved. And so, that is how I learned to pray. Thankyou, Papa Legba. You are wonderful.

Note to the unitiated: Never engage here without a fair sacrifice or gift, as all entities, both physical and nonphysical, seek equilibrium; and energy does not travel unnoticed from one source to another, without equal and possibly opposite reaction.

 

In Case You Missed Church This Sunday

If you missed church this Sunday, or even worse, have not heard the gospel at all, perhaps you should listen to the seal!

 

In Case You Skipped Church On Sunday

In case you were not in church on Sunday, here's the good word, from a priest, no less!
 

 

In Case You Missed Church This Sunday

If you missed church in Kansas this Sunday, here's something that made a very small mention in the news this week. It does not really have much to do with church, but it does have something to do with questioning authority, and verifying the background and credentials of each and every person with whom your child has extended contact, no matter what the school, local clinic, or local churches tell you about how "well" they conduct background checks. Michael D. Arnett, of Roeland Park, Kansas, entered a guilty plea of possession of child pornography in federal court last week. But that's not all.......he was actually producing it. ICE finally got to the bottom of the whole mess. They did that by identifying the children in his secret photo collection and children from the Kansas City area, and as children from Topeka. Mr. Arnett had been employed as a driver for Kaw Valley Medical Systems, for whom he drove foster children back and forth for medical appointments, counseling appointments, and supervised visitation. He was stopping at his house with his victims and taking illicit pictures of them. So......when Kansas takes children away from so called "abusive" parents, those children go from possible neglect and abuse to certain abuse and unwilling stardom in porn on the internet. Suspecting parents cannot do a thing about it; whenever they try, Kansas police and Kansas courts turn them away. We've seen this movie before: Noble Rick Pendland. Kansas definately has a problem with the trafficking of foster and adopted children. No amount of Sunday School will ever counter it, either.

 

In Case You Missed Church This Sunday

                                              I think this cartoon is so funny and relevant:
 

 

But this is also very amusing:

 

Have a great Sunday, everyone!

 

In Case You Missed Church On Sunday

If you skipped church in Kansas, here's what you may have missed! In honor of Hugh Cranford's performance in Topeka as a Lutheran vicar and youth pastor, I thought I should run his picture one more time. These people never change.

In Case You Skipped Church On Sunday