In Case You Slept Through Church On Sunday

If you slept through church this Sunday, you hopefully will not sleep through this track from Abbie Hoffman's "Wake Up, America"!

In Case You Slept Through Church This Sunday

In Case You Slept Through Church On Sunday

Yeppers. This is what the minister of a certain Christian Church in a certain Northeast Kansas town says to defend her congregation when they drink, serve booze to minors, let those minors drive around drunk without licenses, embezzle, take guns to school, embezzle money from their employers, perjure themselves in court, assault children, and lots of other things that she should really encourage her christian flock to stop doing.

In Case You Slept Through Church On Sunday

Chances are, if you went to this lunatic's church on Sunday, you did not sleep through his sermon! I had no idea that anyone with such stupid, whacky things to say could even have a following, let alone a big church! What a sad statement about America. Sadly, we are not a Pagan nation. While yours truly is and always will be a Pagan without shame, Hagee's congregation is a bunch of dumbasses without shame.

The principles if Witchcraft are taught in public schools? Seriously, Hagee? If you think that, you are beyond stupid. You are simply delusional.

 

In Case You Slept Through Church Today

 

Hmmm.......just how big are these candles, anyway? Oh well......the sermon has already deteriorated!

 

 

In Case You Slept Through Church This Sunday

You can wake up and realize it was just a crazy dream, or you can drink some more koolaide and go back to sleep.

In Case You Slept Through Church This Sunday

In case you slept through church this Sunday.......you might have missed a marketing opportunity! Here's a new idea about sacrificial executions, martyrdom, and slain messiahs......

Exactly how did the kangaroo court trial and execution become so all encompassing that it eclipsed what the messiah is actually reported to have said, anyway?

Have all the stories been tossed into a meat grinder over the years and combined into guilt tactics and manipulation techniques that do not make sense?

The whole idea merchandising the relics (crosses) or selling the entire story to anyone who is not drunk is amazing.

Do you think we can market jewelry in the image of any mode of execution, or are we stuck with crosses?

In Case You Slept Through Church This Sunday

 

Don't forget there's a "war" on Christmas!

In Case You Slept Through Church This Sunday

In case you were sleeping in church this Sunday, here's the good word! It doesn't make much sense to me, either!

 

In Case You Slept Through Church This Sunday

In case you slept through church this Sunday, here's the dream you might have had:

Ok, ok. I'll post about something that really IS rooted in magical thinking. The notion that a sex offender or a violent criminal can just "get saved" and not be a dangerous person anymore is a fantasy. I have had a few comments that I simply refuse to post, in reaction to this post about Matthew Burton, the born-again Christian in Maryland who worked at his church and later got charged with murdering a woman. A woman who might still be alive if she had not trusted the "born-again" logic that some benevolent power will just "change" anyone's mentally ill or criminal leanings. It does not happen. To answer those comments, all at once, let me just say that this is where faith and wishful thinking and lies get very twisted up in each other, giving us the ugly result that is called upon in churches like this church. It is dangerous, and it should stop.

In Case You Slept Through Church On Sunday

Eve? The tree in the Garden of Eden? Maybe they really do grow on trees! Happy Sunday, Everyone!