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Showing posts with label miss church on Sunday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label miss church on Sunday. Show all posts

Sunday, August 25, 2013

If You Weren't In Church On Sunday



If you didn't go to church this past weekend, you may have missed a baptism in Akron, Ohio. At a Church's Chicken, two crazy robbers decided to break in while the manager was armed with a garden hose. One of the thugs even had a gun; but since the manager was cleaning, he decided to do a thorough job and rinse the theives out of Church's! They came back a second time, and got a second baptism! The only money they got was about thirty dollars. Maybe next time they will get baptized with mace or a tazer.

 
 
 

Sunday, July 21, 2013

In Case You Slept Through Church On Sunday

 
If only the fundy Christians in Northeast Kansas were not sleeping during this sermon! Frankfurter Stand Village, I'm looking at you!
 

Sunday, June 30, 2013

In Case You Missed Church On Sunday

 
If only it could have been this simple to put a stop to all the violence, manipulation, and lies over the past two thousand years. The world would be a better place.


 

Saturday, May 18, 2013

In Case You Missed Church On Sunday

I saw this on Facebook the other day, and realized that it has been altogether too long since I have poked fun at Jehovah's Witnesses here in Siri's World! Of course, had I never met a Jehovah's Witness in the first place; specifically, at my door in unsuccessful and annoying attempts to convert me to pathetic pretenses of being someone I am not, I would not poke fun at them.

 
Speaking of doors, the husband of a friend of mine solved all of his Jehovah's Witness problems simply by answering the door naked when they rang the doorbell!
 
 

Sunday, November 4, 2012

If You Skipped Church This Sunday

If you skipped church this Sunday, perhaps I should shed some light on what's been going on in this country outside of church. I may not have to.....it should all be obvious by now. Here is President Obama, surveying the damage done by Hurricane Sandy in New Jersey. Notice that he does not care what position the Republican governor has taken on issues in the past; President Obama is only worried about the storm victims and repair of the storm damage. Quite unlike President Bush, immediately after Hurricane Katrina. Obama has helped, Bush held people hostage in the Astrodome.




But Mitt Romney, on the other hand, has bought food to use as props for photography sessions, (the food was later thrown away, rather than donated to any of the forty-seven percent who may reside in homeless shelters) and pandered! Door to door Mormon missionaries always carried a vacuous message, yet Romney actually found a way to hollow that message out even more.

 

Sunday, September 16, 2012

In Case You Missed Church Today

If you slept in this Sunday, instead of waking up and going to church, here is what you might have missed! This is a Christian church service in Alabama.

 
Note: Do Not Try Anything In The Video At Home!!!