The Catholic Church Cracks Down On Nuns

Oh dear. The Catholic Church perceives that there is a serious problem with nuns in the Unites States! Those American nuns are failing to teach the youth to be submissive enough, and to be unquestioning to authority. But should we really be surprised? People who do not question authority and people who are overly submissive make the best victims. Judging by the nature of lawsuits filed against Catholic parishes over the past twenty years, both within the United States and in other countries, it appears that Christianity encourages and rewards those who are willing to become easy victims.

Here's an idea, Catholic Church: try cracking down on abusive and perverse priests who prey on children!